Iamcentralpark
San Diego county resident, musician, photographer, videographer
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- 2 kids sit down in front of us (D-Box Seats)
- Cousin: Just a heads up, if you guys talk, I'm gonna kill you. We already had to switch theaters because of it.
- Kids: ....ok
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So someone at work told me they heard I have a wife and kid…the eff? This is news to me. I’m confused as to what made anyone think that and am now reminded that I’m still alone. Haha raaad
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- Kid: How long have you had that Bionicle on your name badge?
- Me: I don't know...a few months?
- Kid: Why doesn't he have a mask?
- Me: I think it looks better without.
- Kid: No, it looks better with it...what color masks DO you have?
- Me: Red...(What are you, like 9 years old? More like DOUCHE years old)
- Kid: ...
- Me: Blue...(seriously, I hate you)
- Kid: ...
- Me: Yellow...(dude I already told you I don't give a shit about the stupid masks!)
- Kid: ...
- Me: Green...(seriously, what do you want from me?!)
- Kid: The green mask, yea, use that.
- Me: ...
- Kid: ...
- Me: ...no...
- Kid: Umm
- Me: Bye.
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Video reblogged from Laughing Squid Links
The Motherfucking Pterodactyl Sing Along Video by The Oatmeal
this is simply amazing.
(Source: oatmeal)
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Ah my friends. Also I’m jealous about going to Cheers.
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For several years now, Mike Vennart, has been playing second guitar for Biffy Clyro’s larger gigs, but i never bothered researching him or seeing what other band he was from. After hearing about his band Oceansize (RIP) im kinda bummed i hadn’t looked into it sooner. they’re pretty badass! Do yourself a favor and get a copy/download of their last CD Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up and listen to it all the way through and at a loud volume. You’ll have a blasty blast.
…k bye now
**also a new drinking game should be to take a shot every time they change time signatures**
